• Delay, Divert, Don’t Derail

    What a Miserable Travel Day Taught Me About Recomp and Resilience

    What was supposed to be an 8-hour travel day turned into a 30-hour endurance test with surprise airport meals, sleep deprivation, and existential rage. But hey — I’m in Michigan, I’ve got clean underwear, and no one ended up in the no-fly list. I’ll call that a victory.


    The Flight Plan That Failed

    Vegas to Chicago? Smooth sailing. Then… Chicago to Hancock happened.

    Our 55-minute flight was delayed repeatedly due to the inbound plane detouring two hours out of its way to avoid a storm. Cool, whatever. We passed the time by eating at an airport restaurant. I kept it reasonable — burger and fries — and figured that would tide me over for the short connection. I don’t eat much on flight days anyway, since my stomach tends to hate me at altitude.

    Eventually, the plane landed and we boarded. We sat. And sat. In the dark. With a PA system that barely worked. For nearly two hours. No real explanations, no movement. Just vague chaos and the smell of stale pretzels (mmmmm, pretzels).

    Finally, we take off — 6 hours behind schedule — and eventually start our descent into Hancock. Landing gear comes down. We see the runway. Then? The plane suddenly pulls up. Landing gear goes back up. The flight attendant’s voice comes on, muffled and barely audible:

    “Uh… the pilots said we don’t have enough gas to attempt another landing. So we’re heading back to Chicago.”

    Dafuq?

    Back to Chicago we go. Land again. 4 a.m. Now they’re telling us we’ll re-board this exact same plane at 8 a.m. for another attempt. They say they’ll send us some hotel and food vouchers for the inconvenience, but who’s gonna leave the airport to get a hotel and sleep for an hour to come back to the airport and go through security again? No food vouchers came through either. No sleep, no food, just gate chairs and dashed hopes.


    Body vs. Willpower (feat. The Dry Sandwich of Shame)

    At first, I held strong. Just a burger and fries. I figured I’d eat properly once we landed. But by 6 a.m., I was cracked out on stress, sleep-deprived, and starting to fade fast. I didn’t pack snacks because, well, we were supposed to be in Michigan by then.

    So I caved.

    In a moment of desperation, I bought a breakfast sandwich from Dunkin’ Donuts, thinking it might be at least a notch above McDonald’s. Friends, it was not. It was dry. Overcooked. Sad. It tasted like missed lifts and broken macros.

    Honestly? I should’ve gone full gremlin and gotten the McGriddle. At least then the regret would’ve been delicious.

    But you know what? One airport sandwich doesn’t ruin a transformation. Calories don’t count on travel days. I’m 97% sure that’s a real law, or at least something whispered by fellow lifters next to the B-terminal Cinnabon.


    Reframe and Resume

    Eventually, we got rebooked — thanks to my wife going full chat-agent ninja and getting us on a new flight on the far side of the airport. That side, it turns out, is much nicer and has comfy chairs. Noted.

    We landed in Hancock 24 hours after leaving Las Vegas. Our luggage even arrived an hour later on the flight that we were originally booked on.

    Once we got to the house, we ate an ungodly amount of food, collapsed, and slept over 10 solid hours. I’m now officially in vacation mode — eating well (mostly), planning on walking daily, and not thinking about gym PRs or macro spreadsheets for a bit.


    Final Thoughts: Don’t Judge the Stalls

    This wasn’t the trip I planned. And honestly? It sucked. But so do plateaus, injuries, stress binges, and unexpected life chaos. The trick isn’t avoiding them — it’s not letting them define the next move.

    So if you’ve ever had a “go around” moment — where you were almost there but had to circle back — I get it. We all do. That doesn’t mean you’re off course. It means you’re learning how to fly through turbulence.


    Still lifting. Still losing. Still showing up. Usually.

  • Meet Bane: The Dog Who Doesn’t Believe in Rest Days

    We got Bane from a Basset rescue when he was about six months old. He’s been part of the family ever since—30% nose, 60% attitude, and 100% in charge of my cardio.

    Bane is an extremely good boy. He’s also allergic to basically everything: food, dust, air, joy, you name it. He’s on special hydrolyzed food, takes Apoquel daily (sometimes twice), and his treats are limited to ice cubes and vegan marshmallows—which is either adorable or tragic, depending on how you look at it.

    He also gets frequent skin infections and has to be wiped down daily like a sweaty gym bench, and bathed in special shampoo once or twice a week. The goal is to get him into a full allergy treatment program, which could run around $5,000. I’ve picked up a second job to help cover it, but in the meantime, I set up a Ko-fi page to support his care.

    If you’d rather support with action instead of cash, I’ve made something for that too.

    🎁 Download Bane’s Daily Walk Log – a printable tracking sheet for you (or your dog) to log daily walks, sniff sessions, and silent resentment toward squirrels.

    Thanks for supporting Bane, this blog, and my attempt to get fit without falling apart.
    He might ruin my sleep and ignore rest days, but he’s family.

    🐶💤
    Martin & Bane
    The Recomp Chronicles

  • Day Zero: Fat(ish), Flat-Footed, and Fired Up

    Welcome to The Recomp Chronicles.

    This blog marks the official start of a long-overdue transformation. I’m a 49-year-old desk jockey who’s been skinny, strong, soft, and sore—but never truly fit. That’s about to change.

    This isn’t a guru blog. I’m not here to sell you on magic routines or “one weird trick” that’ll melt your gut in 10 days. I’m doing this the slow, hard, honest way: lifting, running, recovering, and trying not to burn out—or disappear again—when life gets messy.


    🔎 The Baseline: Fitness Test Week

    Here’s where I’m starting as of June 2, 2025:

    📊 Stats:

    • Weight: 204.6 lbs
    • Body Fat: 27.08%
    • Neck: 14.08 in
    • Waist: 38.34 in
    • Goal: 175 lbs, 14–15% body fat, 32” waist

    🧠 Mobility & Posture

    • ❌ Can’t touch toes
    • ❌ Can’t do a wall slide without major hip arch

    🧱 Core & Control

    • Plank: 60s (mild psoas pain early)
    • Step-downs: 20 reps each leg (solid control)

    🦵 Lower Body

    • Wall Sit: 45s (shoes slipping)
    • Bodyweight Squats (1 min): 29 reps (full depth)

    💪 Upper Body

    • Dead Hang: 45s (grip holding, elbows sore)
    • Pull-Ups: 5 strict, no assist
    • Push-Ups: 15 (elbow pain)
    • Dips: 8 (no pain)

    🏃 Cardio

    • 1-Mile Run: 10:34
    • Avg HR: 149 BPM
    • Notes: Psoas pain early, faded after a few blocks

    🎒 What’s Next?

    I’ll be heading to Michigan for a couple of weeks, so the full training program won’t launch until mid-July. But I’m not vanishing. I’ll be walking, hitting mobility, and doing what I can not to come back packing a bunch of vacation fluff.

    Until then, I’ll be using this space to post updates, log some workouts, maybe upload a couple of fitness trackers or mobility sheets, and start getting Lean Leroy—the stick-figure version of my alter ego—warmed up.


    Whether you’re just here to lurk or laugh at my attempts, welcome. This blog is for guys like me: mid-life, tired of the yo-yo, and ready to finish what we’ve started a dozen times before.


    Still lifting.
    Still losing.
    Still showing up. Usually.