Meet Lean Leroy

Who is Lean Leroy?

Lean Leroy is my stick-figure alter ego.
He’s skinny. He’s sweaty. He means well.

He’s the version of me that shows up even when the scale won’t budge, the soreness won’t quit, and the mirror still says “meh.”

He’s here to suffer alongside me—and probably complain about it more.

🎯 Leroy’s Goals:

  • Do a pull-up without dislocating his dignity
  • Survive burpees without crying
  • Slowly evolve into a jacked stick-figure version of midlife victory

He’ll be showing up across this site—struggling, flexing, running from cardio, and occasionally winning. Think of him as the patron saint of “still showing up.”


Still lifting. Still losing. Still showing up. Usually.